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Poster: TitoKnocksOutRexRyan Date: Aug 26, 2010 11:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Cliff- are you or are you not in Fact the same cliff Hucker that was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior outside of cal expo after the police found you hiding backstage in the Grateful Deads bands personal port a potty's clad only in a skintight leopard suit with a handlebar mustache trying to fish out the turds of the band members? when the police subsequently caught you after you tried rollerblading away, they tazed you, causing you to evacuate your bowels upon which you rubbed the fecal matter all over yourself and screamed to the Seargent "i demand you to surrender me your stool officer!!!"...after getting the beating of your life (and getting popped in the seat at county lock up) you were released on bail....you sir, are a fecalfeliac, and you disgust me


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvYv3jYIbI

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

ducats , I am sensing a theme here , but I'm really not sure . ;)

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Poster: Capt. Cook Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:20pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Early hand held tazers didnt appear in police officers hands until 1994 at the earliest. They started developing a hand held version right here in scottsdale in 1993. Cliff has always been on the cutting edge, so I am impressed he got himself Tazed so quickly in the summer of 94...

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Poster: cousinkix1953 Date: Aug 27, 2010 3:38am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

You're right. Tazer International is in Scottsdale. Ruger makes it's guns over in the Flagstaff area too. I laugh my ass off; when brain dead cities lie to the public about boycotting ARIZONA. The truth comes out, when the fuzz zaps somebody...

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Always the first adapters ... I'm still waiting for my Atari .

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:02pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

That is quite a " first " post TitoKnocksOutRexRyan . Are you selling tickets to the bout ? Tito vs. RR that is . Odds ?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:22pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

believe me, it is not Tito's first post. very very long sordid history here (if it is indeed the "real" Tito)

(entertaining beyond belief at times though)

edit - ooops, i didnt notice you put the word first in "" - my bad

This post was modified by direwolf0701 on 2010-08-26 19:22:14

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

I don't know if you've met our favorite Troll. He's been quiet for some time now, but I'm so happy he's come out from under the bridge to regale us with quaint and folksy opinions on us and the world in general.

THAT'S IT!!! Tito is Sarah Palin!!!

Warning: Do Not Feed The Troll
He only grow stronger with angry responses.

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2010-08-26 19:25:24

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Poster: TitoKnocksOutRexRyan Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:35pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

i cant believe you clowns are still here washing each others balls....sad, really.

NO MOSQUE! NO MOSQUE! NO MOSQUE!

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Poster: deadpolitics Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

you must be jealous, mr. dirty balls...

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Sad

But we have really clean balls

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

if you dont have clean balls how can you be expected to putt accurately???

we are only tryin to lower each other's handicaps

p.s. i always thought the MOSQUE was a pretty damn good show in '77. i am all for it

This post was modified by direwolf0701 on 2010-08-26 19:44:39

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:48pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Based on that reasoning, with all the help you've given Rob he should be shooting 10 under every day.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Aug 26, 2010 12:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

lmao!!!!!

to use one of your usual phrases... "well played sir"

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Poster: buscameby Date: Aug 26, 2010 2:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Well I can't say I have the energy to listen to the bs that usually accompanies the Troll's visits but I have to give kudos for the youtube effort.

I also really enjoyed the Tito "quote" in Stagger Lee.

Things are definitely spicy when the Troll comes to Forum.


Take the children from the room for all their sakes.

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Poster: ducats Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

blow me

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Aug 26, 2010 3:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Really, it doesn't do to attack someone in such a dismally fantastical and illiterate manner. Stand out errors:

"Cliff (insert space)- are you or are you not in Fact (lower case 'f') the same cliff (upper case 'C') Hucker that (who) was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior outside of (delete 'of' - ungrammatical) cal (upper case 'C') expo (upper case 'E') after the police found you hiding backstage in the Grateful Deads ('s - apostrophe) bands (delete - superfluous) personal port a potty's (delete apostrophe 's) clad only in a skintight leopard suit (leopardskin suit) with a handlebar mustache (the leopardskin suit had a handlebar mustache? - ambiguous, clarify) trying to fish out the turds of the band members? when (capital 'W') the police subsequently caught you after you tried rollerblading away, they tazed (tazered) you, causing you to evacuate your bowels (insert comma) upon which you rubbed the fecal matter all over yourself and screamed to the Seargent (sergeant) "i (capital 'I') demand you to (delete 'to') surrender me your stool (insert comma) officer!!!"... (delete elipsis) after (capital 'A') getting the beating of your life (and getting popped in the seat (a bench? an armchair? is seating routinely supplied?) at county lock up) you were released on bail.... (full point - no ellipsis) you (capital 'Y') sir, are a fecalfeliac, (the word is coprophiliac) and you disgust me (insert full point)"


You, 'sir' are lacking in both wit and intelligence. You evoke nothing but boredom and derision with your dismal, subliterate ramblings. If this is the best you can do I suggest that a course of remedial schooling would be appropriate before you attempt further communication. There are, I am sure, a number of charitable foundations that would be prepared to extend help to someone in your unfortunate position. I believe you need all the help you can get.

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Poster: lastcall Date: Aug 26, 2010 4:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

Well Sir, I fart in your general direction. Feel free to edit.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Aug 26, 2010 4:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

You're of no more interest than you were last year. Feel free to fuck off. Correspondence closed.

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Poster: craven714 Date: Aug 26, 2010 7:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cliff Hucker arrested!!!!

You had me at Re